Autistic Cat Wants Constant Attention
>be me >autistic, lonely, touch starved >be my cat >autistic, gets freaked out if i'm not nearby >constantly wants to be pet >likes headbutting me with his tiny wet nose >drools when i pet him because he's mentally handicapped >kneads anything nearby >sleeps on my chest every night >keep me company >sleeps in my lap when i vidya I love my cat so much bros.
A greentext post describes an autistic, touch-starved person and their equally needy cat, who wants constant petting, headbutts them, drools, kneads nearby objects, and sleeps on them. The joke is the affectionate comparison between the owner and cat, ending with sincere love despite the absurd and self-deprecating description. It is sent as a wholesome reaction to show intense affection for a pet or relate to socially awkward companionship. EN: A greentext post describes an autistic, touch-starved person and their equally needy cat, who wants constant petting, headbutts them, drools, kneads nearby objects, and sleeps on them. The joke is the affectionate comparison between the owner and cat, ending with sincere love despite the absurd and self-deprecating description. It is sent as a wholesome reaction to show intense affection for a pet or relate to socially awkward companionship.
- @eternalclassic / 26526 2023-01-17
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- Greentext
- Type
- image
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- 640×593 · 60.3 KiB
- Mood
- wholesome, absurd
- Language
- en
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