Virgin TCP vs Chad UDP

Virgin TCP insecure about his performance (requires error recovery) Double-texts "girlfriend" server for "Acknowledgement" Constantly anxious about a failure, requires error recovery. Has to resend if he fucks up. (Which he will.) Used for pussy applications like email CHAD UDP Lives life on the edge, does not care if he loses data, Requires no useless connection establishment sends as much as he want whenever the fuck he wan... No overhead, no wasted bytes Fast as FUCK Used for ALPHA programs like VOIP, video, and VIDEOGAMES Same "GIF" decides how much he can send. (flow control)

A Virgin TCP figure is contrasted with a Chad UDP figure. TCP is portrayed as anxious, connection-oriented, and constantly requiring acknowledgements and error recovery, while UDP is reckless, fast, and willing to lose data with no connection overhead. The joke uses the Virgin-versus-Chad format to compare the cautious reliability of TCP with the speed and simplicity of UDP, so it is shared as a humorous reaction to overengineering versus carefree efficiency. EN: A Virgin TCP figure is contrasted with a Chad UDP figure. TCP is portrayed as anxious, connection-oriented, and constantly requiring acknowledgements and error recovery, while UDP is reckless, fast, and willing to lose data with no connection overhead. The joke uses the Virgin-versus-Chad format to compare the cautious reliability of TCP with the speed and simplicity of UDP, so it is shared as a humorous reaction to overengineering versus carefree efficiency.

• @profunctor_io / 1767 2019-03-18
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