Solo Sysadmin ASCII Art Disaster
>be me, solo sysadmin of company of ~100 employees >beered one day >change all the users home? maybe >send files are all ascii girls with text pic (related) A few months later >Over the phone intercom >"Alek, the PC compliance officer is on his way up" >shit shit shit >quickly hide playstation, close /gf tabs >"Compliance officer walks into office" >"Don't worry, I just need to log in and run a few commands on his computer" mfw files are all ascii girls with lewd text (pic related) I have never been so devastated in my entire life. The looks of confusion, anger, and disappointment on this 50 year old man face filled me inside. So how is your day going? Fuck me in the ass Aleksei!
A screenshot of a 4chan-style text post shows a lone sysadmin describing how his ASCII-art file collection accidentally becomes visible to a visiting compliance officer. The punchline is the officer’s confused, angry, and disappointed reaction, turning a private hobby into an embarrassing workplace disaster. EN: A screenshot of a 4chan-style text post shows a lone sysadmin describing how his ASCII-art file collection accidentally becomes visible to a visiting compliance officer. The punchline is the officer’s confused, angry, and disappointed reaction, turning a private hobby into an embarrassing workplace disaster.
ASCII art portrait / ASCII-арт портретcomputer monitor / монитор компьютераoffice / офисtelephone intercom / телефонный интеркомPlayStation console / консоль PlayStationkeyboard / клавиатураcomputer files / компьютерные файлыcompliance officer / сотрудник отдела комплаенсаsysadmin / системный администраторtext post / текстовый постlewd ASCII art / непристойный ASCII-арт
- @gentoomemes / 406 2022-05-31
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- awkward, absurd
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