Stop Doing Computer Science

STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE •Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed •C is a LETTER, not a language •Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN •“I’m writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02%” THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERS have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS): FUNNY COLORED LETTERS 178 COMPILATION ERRORS???? A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN’T USE IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGHT IN DOING while(true){ print(money); } THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

This satirical image pretends that computer science is pointless, mocking programmers through examples such as colored code, compilation errors, and a useless fake teapot. The punchline is that programming is presented as an elaborate scam played on everyone, making it useful as a reaction to criticize coding, software bugs, or overly complicated technical work. EN: This satirical image pretends that computer science is pointless, mocking programmers through examples such as colored code, compilation errors, and a useless fake teapot. The punchline is that programming is presented as an elaborate scam played on everyone, making it useful as a reaction to criticize coding, software bugs, or overly complicated technical work.

• @right_wing_dev_squads / 6859 2023-06-03