Stop Doing Common Events

STOP DOING Common Events RPGMAKER WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO Programming YEARS OF GAMEDEV ye NO REAL-WORLD example FOUND of a good RPGM game Wanted to make an actual game for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "learn programming language" "Yes please write a 7-page conditional branch. Please use a special hidden state to check if an attack hit - Statements dreamed up by the utterfly /p? Brain Damage" LOOK at what liter have been demanding your Respect all this time, with all the SCRIPTS we've built for them This is REAL slow done by REAL USERS ????? ????? Q: I tried to save the game and it "cancelled" and deleted the file! They have played us for absolute fools

Это саркастичный мем о разработке игр в RPG Maker и мучительно сложных Common Events. Шутка в том, что пользователи требуют от разработчиков огромные скрипты и условные ветки, а затем сталкиваются с нелепыми багами вроде удаления сохранения.

• @right_wing_dev_squads / 10116 2024-07-23