Stop Doing RPG Elements
STOP DOING RPG ELEMENTS • ITEMS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NUMBERS • YEARS OF GAMES yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for +8% Poison Resistance • Wanted to do more damage? We had a tool for that: It was called levelling up • “Yes please give me +4 armor piercing and +2% stamina regeneration” – Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what designers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the computer software we built for them ????? ??????? ??????? “Hello I would like +5% damage to undead” They have played us for absolute fools
The meme sarcastically complains about RPG-style item stats, percentages, armor penetration, stamina regeneration, and other overly specific mechanics. Screenshots from God of War show equipment menus full of numerical bonuses, followed by a request for bonus damage against undead. It is used as a reaction to mock complicated game systems and absurdly granular stat customization. EN: The meme sarcastically complains about RPG-style item stats, percentages, armor penetration, stamina regeneration, and other overly specific mechanics. Screenshots from God of War show equipment menus full of numerical bonuses, followed by a request for bonus damage against undead. It is used as a reaction to mock complicated game systems and absurdly granular stat customization.
- @eternalclassic / 27555 2023-02-07
- @sbunem / 39545 2023-02-07
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