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Stop Maintaining Software

Stop Maintaining Software

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STOP MAINTAINING SOFTWARE • YEARS of SEMANTIC VERSIONING and yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higher than v1.0 • Wanted more features anyway, for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "PLUGINS" • "Yes please update to version 37.0.0.69.march2023.jaguar or above. Please backport security patches to the LTS release" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Software Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the build systems and dependencies we built for them (This is REAL Software, made by REAL Developers): Preparing to configure Windows Don't turn off your computer ????? macOS Big Sur 11.6 — 12.43 GB More Info... ??????? Total Download Size: 5516.87 MiB Total Installed Size: 22081.30 MiB Net Upgrade Size: 268.34 MiB :: Proceed with installation? [Y/n] :: Retrieving packages... ????????????????? "Hello I would like to install updates please" They have played us for absolute fools
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The meme sarcastically attacks software engineers and maintainers for creating complicated update systems, dependencies, plugins, and version numbers. It contrasts their demands for sophisticated software maintenance with absurdly confusing update screens from Windows, macOS, and a Linux package manager. The punchline is that ordinary users politely asking for updates are being treated like fools by these chaotic systems.

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software update screen / экран обновления программного обеспеченияWindows installation dialog / диалог установки WindowsmacOS Big Sur update panel / панель обновления macOS Big SurLinux terminal package manager / пакетный менеджер Linux в терминалеcomputer screen / экран компьютераprogress spinner / индикатор загрузкиdownload size information / информация о размере загрузкиversion number / номер версииplugin / плагинsoftware engineer / инженер-программист
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#software#программное обеспечение#updates#обновления#software engineering#разработка#developers#разработчики#maintenance#поддержка#dependencies#зависимости#plugins#плагины#versioning#версионирование#windows#macos#linux#terminal#reaction#сарказм#технический юмор#text meme#screenshot
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Mood
sarcastic, absurd
Language
en
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