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Stop Doing Build Systems

Stop Doing Build Systems

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STOP DOING BUILD SYSTEMS • YEARS of COMPILATION and yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for anything more complicated than build.sh • Wanted cross-platform support anyway, for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "build.bat" • "Something in this pile of spaghetti is enabling -Werror and I can't figure out how to disable it" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what DevOps Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the source code and toolchains we built for them (These are REAL Build Systems, made by REAL Developers): ????? ??????? ?????????????????? "The CI build pipeline is broken again" They have played us for absolute fools
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A satirical poster criticizes the complexity of modern build systems and DevOps tooling. It contrasts simple scripts like build.sh and build.bat with confusing diagrams and a broken CI pipeline, joking that developers have created elaborate systems with little real-world benefit and then demand respect for them.

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text poster / текстовый плакатlarge black headline / крупный чёрный заголовокbullet points / пункты спискаbuild.sh script / скрипт build.shbuild.bat script / скрипт build.batsource code / исходный кодtoolchains / цепочки инструментовbuild-system diagrams / диаграммы систем сборкиflowchart / блок-схемаCI pipeline / CI-конвейерcomputer software / компьютерное программное обеспечениеDevOps engineers / инженеры DevOpsred question marks / красные вопросительные знакиlight blue background / светло-голубой фонblack text / чёрный текст
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#build systems#системы сборки#devops#software development#разработка по#programming#программирование#compilation#компиляция#build.sh#build.bat#ci pipeline#ci-конвейер#toolchain#цепочка инструментов#source code#исходный код#spaghetti code#спагетти-код#broken pipeline#сломанный конвейер#developer humor#юмор программистов#tech meme#технический мем#reaction#реакция#comic#комикс#screenshot#скриншот
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800×800 · 136.9 KiB
Mood
sarcastic, absurd
Language
en
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