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Stop Doing Cryptography

Stop Doing Cryptography

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STOP DOING CRYPTOGRAPHY • WHY DO ALICE AND BOB JUST DON'T TALK DIRECTLY? • YEARS OF CRYPTO yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for INDISTINGUISHABLE OBFUSCATION • Wanted to SPEAK PRIVATELY ? We had a tool for that: It was called A CLOSED DOOR • "Yes please give me AZKRP of something. Please give me A COMMITMENT of it" - Statements dreamed up by evil wizards LOOK at what CRYPTOGRAPHERS have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the CALCULATORS & CIPHERS we built for them (This is REAL CRYPTO done by REAL CRYPTOGRAPHERS ): ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like [graph] apples please" They have played us for absolute fools
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The meme mocks cryptography jargon by comparing complex cryptographic concepts and diagrams with ordinary real-world tools like a closed door. It imagines cryptographers demanding absurdly elaborate machinery just to ask for apples, joking that their complicated language makes them seem like wizards who have fooled everyone.

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text meme / текстовый мемbullet points / маркированные пунктыcryptography diagrams / схемы криптографииmathematical formulas / математические формулыblack text / чёрный текстred question marks / красные вопросительные знакиgraph / графикapples / яблокиclosed door / закрытая дверьcalculators / калькуляторыciphers / шифры
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#cryptography#crypto#криптография#математика#computer science#программисты#alice and bob#encryption#obfuscation#cipher#absurd#sarcastic#nerdy#технический юмор#айтишный юмор#reaction#comic#text meme#мем#joke#apples#wizards
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800×795 · 131.2 KiB
Mood
sarcastic, absurd
Language
en
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