Type Theorists Invented Real Types

STOP DOING TYPE THEORY BYTES IN MEMORY WERE NOT MEANT TO BE GIVEN A MEANING Type theorists have written MILLIONS OF GREEK LETTERS and yet inexplicably have not produced a SINGLE VALID GREEK WORD Want to make sure your code does the right thing anyway, for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "RUN-TIME ASSERTIONS" What I want to do now is >>>= : (Maybe T, T → Maybe U) → Maybe U The problem with this code is: ⚠️ 1 warning C4244: '=': conversion from 'double' to 'GLfloat', possible loss of data --- Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged Look at what Type Theorists have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the computers and document typesetting engines we built for them. (These are REAL TYPES, invented by REAL TYPE THEORISTS) ???? ???????? ?????????????? "Hello I would like Σ Σ ((∏ₐ∈A g(f(x)) = x) × (∏ᵦ∈B f(g(y)) = y)) apples, please" They have played us for absolute fools

Сатирический лист высмеивает теорию типов, показывая розовый пончик, дерево и цветную математическую диаграмму как якобы «реальные типы». Под ними стоят вопросительные знаки, а математическая формула просит яблоки на языке, понятном только теоретикам. Шутка в том, что сложные греческие символы и абстрактные конструкции подаются как бессмысленная подмена обычных слов, поэтому мем отправляют как реакцию на чрезмерно усложнённый код или академический жаргон.

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