Stop Doing Gaussian Splatting
STOP DOING GAUSSIAN SPLATTING • POINTS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE GIVEN VOLUME • YEARS OF RENDERING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND FOR 3d models of empty public spaces • Wanted to look at them anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that it was called going for a walk at 5am • 150fps is TOO MANY • “spherical harmonics, neural radiance fields” - phrases dreamed up by the utterly deranged ??????? THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS
A satirical presentation slide criticizes Gaussian splatting, 3D rendering jargon, and excessively high frame rates, with a tiny confusing technical plot shown as evidence. The joke is that the technology is portrayed as needlessly complicated and useless compared with simply walking outside, ending with the dramatic claim that its creators have deceived everyone.
presentation slide / слайд презентацииblack text / чёрный текстbullet points / маркированный списокwhite background / белый фонtechnical graph / технический график3D point cloud / трёхмерное облако точекred question marks / красные вопросительные знакиgreen ellipse / зелёный эллипсaxes and plotted curves / оси и графики кривых
- @right_wing_dev_squads / 10025 2024-07-12
- Type
- image
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- 800×800 · 106.1 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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