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German Grammar Is a Conspiracy

German Grammar Is a Conspiracy

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STOP DOING GERMAN • WORDS WEREN'T MEANT TO BE GENDERED • YEARS OF SPEAKING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for UMLAUTS • Wanted to say multiple nouns in a row for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "SPACEBAR" • "Kongressstraße" "Schifffahrt" "Fußballländerspiel" - Words dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what Germans have been demanding your respect for all this time: (This is REAL GERMAN, spoken by REAL GERMANS) Pardon? Bitte? Please. Bitte. Go ahead. Bitte. Here you go. Bitte. You're welcome. Bitte. Not at all. Bitte. ???? du - you dich - you dir - you Sie - you Ihnen - you ihr - you euch - you ?????? Maskulinum Neutrum Femininum Plural Nominativ Akkusativ Dativ DER DEN DAS DIE DEM DEN DES DER ???????? "Hallo mein Großvater war Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän" They have played us for absolute fools
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A satirical infographic mocks German for grammatical gender, umlauts, long compound words, and multiple forms of “you.” It humorously presents ordinary German words and grammar charts as if they were an elaborate conspiracy designed to confuse language learners. The meme is sent as a reaction to intimidating German grammar, absurdly long compounds, or the difficulty of learning German.

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text infographic / текстовая инфографикаbullet-point list / маркированный списокGerman words / немецкие словаumlaut letters / буквы с умлаутомlong compound word / длинное сложное словоgrammar chart / таблица грамматикиGerman pronouns / немецкие местоименияGerman articles / немецкие артиклиred question marks / красные вопросительные знакиblack typography / чёрная типографикаcream background / кремовый фон
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#german#немецкий#german grammar#немецкая грамматика#language learning#изучение языков#umlaut#умлаут#compound words#сложные слова#articles#артикли#pronouns#местоимения#language meme#мем про языки#reaction#реакция#infographic#инфографика#satire#сатира#absurd#абсурд#text meme#текстовый мем
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645×800 · 120.5 KiB
Mood
sarcastic, absurd
Language
en
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