Full Stack Plumber Job Interview
Sorry anon, at this company we only hire plumbing ninjas. To be a good plumber it's not enough to just go to trade school, you have to have real passion. I've been plumbing as a hobby since I was 12. By the time I graduated high school I had already replaced my parents' tub with a jacuzzi and installed a bidet in their bathroom. Listen, if you have unclog this toilet we'll give your application serious consideration. You can use any tool you like as long as you explain your reasoning. Woah! An atop right here! Why are you walking towards the toilet? We don't want you to actually unblock it, we want you to show us the math behind unblocking it. You are familiar with the common equations for newtonian motion and fluid dynamics, right? >be neet >try to get hired >all the vacancies want a full stack plumber for 50k+bennies >my plumbhub only has 15 clog requests >tfw didn't go to plumbston for my degree >some roastie gets hired at plumbook group because her daddy works at bed bath & beyond Everyone was moved during the formation
На скриншоте анонимного форума мужчина-плотник позирует рядом с разобранным туалетом, а работодатели требуют от кандидата не просто прочистить его, а вывести математическое объяснение процесса. Шутка высмеивает абсурдные требования к образованию и опыту при найме, интернет-сленг и идеи о том, что для простой работы нужны элитные квалификации и связи.
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