Benchmarking Postgres All Day
son, are you still benchmarking postgresql? You can't just keep doing that all day. shut up mom ssh is 500 ms slower than normal. MUST INVESTIGATE! the west must be saved millions of computers must be safe
A programmer sits at a computer displaying Debian and PostgreSQL logos while his mother asks whether he is still benchmarking PostgreSQL. He insists that SSH is 500 ms slower than normal and that he must investigate because millions of computers must be safe. The joke exaggerates a tiny latency issue into a heroic mission, so the meme is used for obsessive debugging and overblown sysadmin dedication.
programmer at desk / программист за столомcomputer monitor / компьютерный мониторkeyboard / клавиатураdesk / письменный столoffice chair / офисное креслоmother / матьson / сынDebian logo / логотип DebianPostgreSQL elephant logo / логотип PostgreSQL со слономglasses / очкиwhite T-shirt / белая футболкаspeech bubbles / облачка с репликамиcomputer workstation / компьютерное рабочее место
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- image
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- 800×776 · 83.9 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, obsessive
- Language
- en
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