MongoDB Partisan vs Thoughtful Engineer

Text on the meme

How different people make database decisions (by use case) MongoDB Partisan (MongoDB senior management, MongoDB Consultant, overzealous MongoDB fan) Thoughtful Engineer (someone who cares about the right tool for the job) Hackathon MongoDB (it is web scale, after all) Hackathon MongoDB Postgres Firebase … Banking Transactions MongoDB (use application-level locking; we're living in the “post-transactional” future) Banking Transactions Transactional Database (Oracle, Azure Cosmos, Spanner, Postgres, MySQL, etc.) Time Series MongoDB Time Series KDB InfluxDB Graphite (among many others) Caching MongoDB Caching Redis Memcached … Relational Data MongoDB Relational Data RDBMS (generally) Growing Startup MongoDB (MongoDB is what “modern” developers use) Growing Startup MongoDB/Atlas Postgres Amazon RDS … Analytics MongoDB Analytics Amazon Redshift BigQuery …

What it means

A comparison chart contrasts a MongoDB partisan, who recommends MongoDB for every database use case, with a thoughtful engineer who chooses different tools for different needs. The joke mocks technology evangelism and overuse of MongoDB, especially when specialized databases are more appropriate.

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