Helium Ruins Dramatic Speech
>about to commit suicide >helium tank and gas mask assembly complete >equip mask >turn on tank >sit down in chair >close eyes >Dad opens door >"ANON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" >take off mask >prepare the most dramatic heartfelt speech I can muster >deep breath >forget there is helium in my lungs >the words "you'll never know the pain I've been through" come out like an Alvin and the chipmunks special >mfw he died laughing and left
A Pepe-like frog character prepares a gas mask and helium tank, intending to make a dramatic heartfelt speech. When his father interrupts, he removes the mask but forgets that helium is still in his lungs, making the speech sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks; his father dies laughing and leaves. The joke is an absurd 4chan-style escalation where a serious moment is ruined by a ridiculous squeaky voice.
- @dustinthehead / 17520 2023-11-23
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- 4chan greentext
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- image
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- 573×800 · 84.7 KiB
- Mood
- darkly absurd
- Language
- en
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