Boss Smells the Almonds
My boss, knowing I intended to kill him, blurted out "I know this is poisoned, I can smell the almonds." I regarded him with confusion as I pulled out a fucking gun.
A short horror joke shows a boss correctly guessing that a poison contains almonds, while the narrator is confused because they intended to shoot him with a gun instead. The punchline comes from the boss misunderstanding the planned method of killing, turning a supposedly ominous confession into absurd miscommunication. EN: A short horror joke shows a boss correctly guessing that a poison contains almonds, while the narrator is confused because they intended to shoot him with a gun instead. The punchline comes from the boss misunderstanding the planned method of killing, turning a supposedly ominous confession into absurd miscommunication.
- @eternalclassic / 49420 2024-04-14
- Template
- Two Sentence Horror Stories
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×584 · 65.0 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, dark
- Language
- en
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