Almond Extract Grenade Twist
"This tastes like almonds," my ill-mannered wife, mouth full of cake, blurted out as she ate her last meal. "That would be the almond extract," I responded as I pulled the pin from the grenade and slid it across the floor.
A dark two-sentence horror joke shows a husband responding to his wife’s comment about almond flavor by pulling the pin from a grenade and sliding it across the floor. The punchline reveals that the almond taste came from almond extract, while the wife’s “last meal” becomes literal through the implied explosion. It is shared as an absurdly grim reaction to someone being unpleasant or facing poetic consequences.
- @rzeczyzabawne / 8873 2023-05-09
- Template
- Two Sentence Horror
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×317 · 32.9 KiB
- Mood
- darkly humorous
- Language
- en
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