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Vibecoded Ransomware Hash Disaster

Vibecoded Ransomware Hash Disaster

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Help I vibecoded ransomware, but Claude hashed the files instead of encrypting them “to improve security guarantees”. Now Lockheed Martin is begging me to accept the $13M ransom payout but idk how to bring the files back???? This vibe code session of the c2 framework went well, but the customer data is on pasbein now, can you pls fix Claude HOW do I unhash a hash why are u
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A fake social-media post claims that someone vibecoded ransomware, but Claude hashed the files instead of encrypting them. Lockheed Martin supposedly offers a $13 million ransom, yet the files cannot be recovered because a hash is one-way. The joke is aimed at AI-assisted coding and absurd cybersecurity incompetence.

Who
Claude, AI assistant
Objects
social media post / пост в соцсетиcomputer code window / окно с программным кодомransomware / программа-вымогательencrypted files / зашифрованные файлыhash / хешransom payment / выкупcomputer interface / интерфейс компьютераdark mode screen / экран в тёмной темеprofile avatar / аватар профиляchat panel / панель чатаtext message / текстовое сообщениеheart icon / значок сердцаcomment icon / значок комментарияbookmark icon / значок закладки
Tags
#ransomware#кибербезопасность#cybersecurity#vibecoding#вайбкодинг#claude#ai#hash#хеширование#encryption#шифрование#ransom#выкуп#lockheed martin#coding#программирование#developer#разработчик#tech humor#айти юмор#reaction#реакция#screenshot#скриншот#tweet#твит
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image
Size
503×800 · 64.9 KiB
Mood
absurd sarcastic
Language
en
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