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Why the US Government Hates C

Why the US Government Hates C

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The real reason, the US government doesn't want you to use C. And you thought it was because of "memory-safety"? NSA Suggested Memory-Safe Programming Languages Controlled by Google • Rust • Go • C# • Java • Swift Controlled by Amazon, Microsoft, Google, Huawei, Mozilla Controlled by Microsoft Controlled by Apple Controlled by Oracle Controlled by FAANG • JavaScript uncontrollable
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The meme claims that the US government discourages the C programming language because it cannot be controlled by major technology companies. A chart labels memory-safe languages as controlled by corporations, while C is shown as “uncontrollable,” parodying conspiracy theories about programming-language recommendations and corporate influence.

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programming language chart / таблица языков программированияC logo / логотип Ctext labels / текстовые подписиcolored arrows / цветные стрелкиwhite background / белый фонblue hexagonal logo / синий шестиугольный логотипorange 3D text / оранжевый объёмный текстbullet points / маркированные пунктыcorporate names / названия корпорацийNSA heading / заголовок NSA
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#programming#программирование#c language#язык c#memory safety#безопасность памяти#nsa#us government#правительство сша#big tech#корпорации#google#microsoft#apple#rust#javascript#developer meme#мем программистов#tech humor#технический юмор#conspiracy#сарказм#reaction#смешной скриншот
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саркастичный, конспирологический
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