Red Flags in Software Engineers

🚩 RED FLAGS IN SOFTWARE ENGINEERS 🚩 –uses macOS –uses ChatGPT –drinks pour over coffee –can't reverse a linked list –uses more than 1 monitor –tries new languages for "fun" –doesn't push to prod on friday (live a little?) –works on side projects outside of work –actually does the mega backdoor Roth IRA –builds mechanical keyboards (zero personality) –makes less than 500k (borderline homeless) –owns a mouse (use vim?) –needs code reviews before merging (have some confidence) –hobbies include "rock climbing" (grow up) –uses languages with garbage collection (pick up after yourself?) –actually reads documentation (i just threw up in my mouth a little)

Сатирический список «красных флагов» у software engineers: обычные и даже полезные привычки — macOS, ChatGPT, несколько мониторов, сайд-проекты, чтение документации и code review — представлены как нелепые недостатки. Шутка высмеивает токсичную культуру высокомерных разработчиков, гротескные стандарты успеха и внутренние мемы программистов вроде linked list, Vim, garbage collection и Roth IRA. EN: A satirical list of “red flags” in software engineers: ordinary or even useful habits—macOS, ChatGPT, multiple monitors, side projects, reading documentation, and code review—are presented as absurd flaws. The joke mocks toxic developer culture, exaggerated standards of success, and programming in-jokes about linked lists, Vim, garbage collection, and Roth IRAs.

• @gentoomemes / 6465 2023-09-22