Discord Kitten Terms and Conditions

valorant has to be a social experiment right? (All) tv girl: Hiii, cute discord kitten here (ﾉ▽ﾉ). i am looking for a cute discord mod to take care of me. you must have be a mod on at least 1 (one) server, with at least 2000 (2k) members. you must taller than me, and built like you haven't eaten or slept in weeks (). (All) tv girl: i require that you message me at least 50 (fifty) messages a day, and you cant talk to other girls. i may eventually send a photograph of my thighs, but right now i'm very shy and self-conscious and it may take a while for me to feel confident enough (｡-﹏-｡). (All) Ohani: na i might just kms (All) tv girl: we must call for a total of at least (four) 4 hours per every two days. i will likely be talking only through text as i am very insecure regarding my voice and i feel very embarrassed when i speak. you must still talk vocally, i will just be replying through text. you cannot get mad when i talk to other men, and i get very jealous (•` _´•). (All) tv girl: my preferred messaging/sexting hours are 12:01 am through 11:59 pm, but adjustments can be made if needed. i am a very bad little kitten with many fetishes: e.g. piss, blood, weapons, breeding, restraints. and as such i need someone who is willing to appeal to these fetishes to give me maximum sexual pleasure. (All) tv girl: you must refer to me as "baby, kitten, kitty, princess, or mistress" (´ ω `). i will refer to you as "stupid, idiot, pervert, and creep". usage of these names is absolutely necessary for me to be sexually gratified to the fullest (i cannot get off without them)

This is a satirical Discord roleplay-style list of demands from a supposed “cute Discord kitten” seeking a Discord moderator. The escalating requirements parody obsessive online relationships, emotional manipulation, and fetish-heavy internet subcultures, ending in an intentionally absurd and explicit punchline. It is typically shared as an ironic reaction to excessive Discord relationship demands or terminally online behavior. EN: This is a satirical Discord roleplay-style list of demands from a supposed “cute Discord kitten” seeking a Discord moderator. The escalating requirements parody obsessive online relationships, emotional manipulation, and fetish-heavy internet subcultures, ending in an intentionally absurd and explicit punchline. It is typically shared as an ironic reaction to excessive Discord relationship demands or terminally online behavior.

• @eternalclassic / 53845 2024-07-08