Anon Buys Condoms With Dad
Anon buys condoms > Be me > 19 years old at store with my dad > There to buy things to help his mother do yard work > While he checks out, I go to another register to buy condoms, just in case I wake up not an incel tomorrow > He finishes sooner than expected > I'm about to buy them > "Anon, why are you buying those? You're never gonna need them" > My dad roasting me in front of cashier girl 8/10 qt > "None of your business" I reply > Cashier girl chirps in, "I'm not gonna sell these to you, I'll save you the trip to return them" >mfw qt and dad double over laughing Pic related
An anonymous 19-year-old tries to secretly buy condoms while shopping with his father, but his father notices and mocks him in front of the cashier. The cashier joins the joke, implying he will never need them, and everyone laughs at his expense. It is a self-deprecating incel-style greentext reaction about public embarrassment and failed confidence. EN: An anonymous 19-year-old tries to secretly buy condoms while shopping with his father, but his father notices and mocks him in front of the cashier. The cashier joins the joke, implying he will never need them, and everyone laughs at his expense. It is a self-deprecating incel-style greentext reaction about public embarrassment and failed confidence.
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- @eternalclassic / 47685 2024-03-11
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- 4chan greentext
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- awkward, self-deprecating
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