Programmer Buzzword Salad

programmers are always posting like "worked on tracking down an issue with a Flurple deployment for twelve hours. the problem wasn't in Flurple at all - it was in the Gumbies install. It turns out if you install Gumbies 3.0 over Gumbies 2.7 and don't do a cache flush on all the client spiders they'll get stuck in the crystal maze." then you look up Gumbies and the site is one of those scroll scroll scroll types with one sentence per page, like "GUMBIES is a lean, expressive sharding sandcube for testing and deploying large scale Woodchips playgrounds. GUMBIES automates and streamlines away watersliding phases, meaning your team can get right to the chipping. See why Microsoft, OpenAI and Bloingo have embraced GUMBIES in their Woodchips workflows." and you get to the bottom and you're like I want this I guess but I still don't know what it is

A screenshot of a social media post jokes about programmers describing imaginary software problems with dense technical jargon. The parody product page uses impressive-sounding nonsense until the reader reaches the bottom and realizes they still have no idea what GUMBIES actually does.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 15258 2024-02-27
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