Bird Reincarnation Goes Wrong

>be me >family practices Buddhism >uncle was dying >told our family he had a vision of himself soaring in the sky and landing into a nest >whole family thinks it's a gift and he was shown his next life as a bird >he tells his wife he will come see her in his next life >at his wake a bird flew into one of the glass sliding doors >it fucking died >my whole family lost their shit

A greentext-style story describes a Buddhist family interpreting a dying uncle’s vision as a promise of reincarnation as a bird. When a bird crashes into a glass sliding door and dies at his wake, the family absurdly believes the omen has failed, creating the punchline. It is sent as a dark, absurd reaction to misguided spiritual interpretations or spectacularly bad luck. EN: A greentext-style story describes a Buddhist family interpreting a dying uncle’s vision as a promise of reincarnation as a bird. When a bird crashes into a glass sliding door and dies at his wake, the family absurdly believes the omen has failed, creating the punchline. It is sent as a dark, absurd reaction to misguided spiritual interpretations or spectacularly bad luck.

• @eternalclassic / 68313 2025-04-19