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Stop Using NixOS Rant

Stop Using NixOS Rant

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STOP USING NIXOS • FILE NAMES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE SHA256 HASHES • YEARS OF EVANGELISM yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for immutability • Want to make your system immutable anyway, for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called "chmod" • "infinite recursion encountered, at undefined position" - Statement dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK AT what Functional Programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the disk space we gave them (These are REAL packages, created by REAL Functional Programmers) /nix/store/pd21dgf1vdpxbfx7ilbwb8hs9l3wd6xd-binutils-wrapper-2.35.1 /nix/store/hbr686zx6xjssxa457w1aak0I87i232s-nixos-system-srgate-21.05pre-git /nix/store/jxw9qr401dxwyxz7yb22dvxjs8glgjxr-doomed-config.json "Hello I would like /nix/store/pdfnpvz6kw4yym33 They have played us for absolute fools
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A text-heavy parody rant criticizes NixOS and functional programming. It jokes that immutable systems, hashed file names, and deeply nested /nix/store paths are unnecessarily complicated, suggesting that the old Unix chmod command already solved the immutability problem. The meme is sent as a sarcastic reaction to elaborate software architecture, NixOS package paths, or functional-programming evangelism.

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text poster / текстовый постерlarge headline / крупный заголовокbullet points / маркированные пунктыsoftware code paths / пути к программному обеспечениюfile names / имена файловterminal-style text / текст в стиле терминалаblue background / голубой фонblack typography / чёрная типографикаNixOS reference / упоминание NixOSSHA256 hash / хеш SHA256chmod command / команда chmodimmutable system / неизменяемая системаfunctional programming / функциональное программированиеdisk space / дисковое пространство
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#nixos#linux#functional programming#функциональное программирование#software#программирование#developer humor#юмор программистов#immutable systems#hashes#sha256#chmod#recursion#nix store#package management#tech rant#сарказм#ирония#reaction#comic#screenshot#text meme#мем#linux humor#software engineering
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sarcastic, absurd
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