Hygiene Makes Me Lose My Crush
>be me >be asian >still a virgin at 25 >reddit induces me with anxiety >they say I prob smelland have bad breath >start getting obsessed with hygiene and grooming >shower, brush, floss and even get my teeth whitened >get a haircut that suits my face and refreshed it every 3 weeks >see the violent druggie at work with tartar stained teeth fuck my crush
A 4chan-style green-text post shows an Asian woman alongside a narrator who becomes intensely focused on hygiene and grooming after Reddit gives them anxiety. Despite showering, flossing, whitening their teeth, and getting regular haircuts, the narrator discovers that a violent drug user with tartar-stained teeth is dating their crush. The joke is an absurd contrast between obsessive self-improvement and the perceived unfairness of attraction. EN: A 4chan-style green-text post shows an Asian woman alongside a narrator who becomes intensely focused on hygiene and grooming after Reddit gives them anxiety. Despite showering, flossing, whitening their teeth, and getting regular haircuts, the narrator discovers that a violent drug user with tartar-stained teeth is dating their crush. The joke is an absurd contrast between obsessive self-improvement and the perceived unfairness of attraction.
- @eternalclassic / 50464 2024-05-05
- Template
- 4chan greentext
- Type
- image
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- 800×591 · 88.5 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, bitter
- Language
- en
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