Most Feared Wizard in the Land
>be me >wizard in learning >struggle to conjure even the most basic spells >some adventurer is coming up my tower >surprise attack him with a dagger when he arrives in my chamber >stab him a few times >screaming then silence >hear his buddy running up the stairs >panic >quickly cover up dead body with my moldy blanket >throw pet snail on the ground >other adventurer thinks i turned his friend into a snail with a single thought and runs away mfw im the most feared wizard in the land
An inexperienced wizard kills an adventurer with a dagger, hides the body under a moldy blanket, and throws down his pet snail. The second adventurer mistakes this for a powerful spell and flees, making the incompetent wizard feel like the most feared wizard in the land. EN: An inexperienced wizard kills an adventurer with a dagger, hides the body under a moldy blanket, and throws down his pet snail. The second adventurer mistakes this for a powerful spell and flees, making the incompetent wizard feel like the most feared wizard in the land.
goblin-like wizard / гоблиноподобный волшебникpointed wizard hat / остроконечная шляпа волшебникаdagger / кинжалdead adventurer / мёртвый искатель приключенийmoldy blanket / заплесневелое одеялоpet snail / домашняя улиткаtower / башняstone chamber / каменная комнатаwooden stairs / деревянная лестницаfantasy painting / фэнтезийная картина
- @eternalclassic / 44680 2024-01-10
- Template
- greentext story
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×704 · 104.6 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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