Most Feared Wizard in the Land
>be me >wizard in learning >struggle to conjure even the most basic spells >some adventurer is coming up my tower >surprise attack him with a dagger when he arrives in my chamber >stab him a few times >screaming then silence >hear his buddy running up the stairs >panic >quickly cover up dead body with my moldy blanket >throw pet snail on the ground >other adventurer thinks i turned his friend into a snail with a single thought and runs away mfw im the most feared wizard in the land
A novice-looking green wizard in a tower panics after killing an adventurer with a dagger. He covers the body with a moldy blanket and throws down his pet snail, causing the second adventurer to believe he used powerful magic to transform his friend. The joke is that a clumsy, weak wizard is feared because of a ridiculous misunderstanding, making this useful as a reaction to accidental success or undeserved intimidation.
green wizard / зелёный волшебникpointed wizard hat / остроконечная шляпа волшебникаdagger / кинжалdead adventurer / мёртвый искатель приключенийmoldy blanket / заплесневелое одеялоpet snail / домашняя улиткаtower chamber / комната в башнеstone walls / каменные стеныwooden door / деревянная дверьstaircase / лестницаblood / кровьbookcase / книжный шкаф
- @eternalclassic / 44479 2024-01-07
- Template
- 4chan greentext
- Type
- image
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- 739×651 · 73.1 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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