Date Sabotaged by Maggot Video

>on date with qt boy >we get indian food >he orders chicken korma with rice >"i can't eat rice, it reminds me of maggots" >"oh really, anon? that's... interesting" >"yeah, when i have rice in my mouth i just think of that video with the guy with maggot invested gums" >"i've never seen that" >show him the video >he excuses himself and goes to the bathroom >ten minutes later i ask a male waiter to check on him >"there's no one in the bathroom, miss" >mfw why do i always sabotage myself like this? why can't i just be normal?

A 4chan-style greentext recounts a date where the narrator mentions a disturbing video about maggots in someone's gums while eating rice, then shows it to her date. He disappears into the bathroom, leaving her wondering why she keeps sabotaging her own romantic prospects. The joke is the narrator's spectacularly inappropriate oversharing and lack of self-awareness. EN: A 4chan-style greentext recounts a date where the narrator mentions a disturbing video about maggots in someone's gums while eating rice, then shows it to her date. He disappears into the bathroom, leaving her wondering why she keeps sabotaging her own romantic prospects. The joke is the narrator's spectacularly inappropriate oversharing and lack of self-awareness.

• @eternalclassic / 34072 2023-06-12